INT. DAVE’S APARTMENT – NIGHT
MITCH and DEVIN are watching the Karate Kid – we hear the music “You’re The Best” by Joe Espisito. The guys are quoting the movie as DAVE stands anxiously in the doorway.
DAVE
Guys.
DEVIN
Shut it, Dave, crane kick’s coming up! (Quoting movie) Get him a body bag, yeah!
MITCH
(Quoting movie) Finish him, Johnny, finish him!
DEVIN
(Quoting movie) It’s over Johnny, yeah, you did it!
DAVE
(Annoyed) Hey!
DAVE closes the door and throws a brick of weed at DEVIN who gets hit in the balls with the brick and reacts in pain.
MITCH pauses the movie right as Daniel Larusso gets into his crane kick stance about to kick Johnny in the head. They all look at the brick.
MITCH
Where did you?
DEVIN
What the?
DAVE
I know. I found it in the pool shed outside.
MITCH
What do you mean, you found it in the pool shed?
DAVE
It was just there, sitting behind the pool pumps in a big brown paper box. There was a lot of it. My dad told me to dump it somewhere, so I did.
DEVIN
(Dumbfounded) You what? You mean there’s more?
DAVE
I don’t want a bunch of weed sitting around.
DEVIN
Good God, you dumped a box of weed! What the fuck is wrong with you?
DAVE nods yes but doesn’t feel good about it. He looks queasy.
DEVIN (CON’T)
Did you smoke it first or something?
MITCH LAUGHS. DAVE sits down next to DEVIN and MITCH who are studying the brick of weed.
DAVE
I put it in a dumpster. That will last us a long time.
DEVIN shakes his head in disbelief.
DEVIN
Are you fist fucking me?
DAVE
Forget it!
DEVIN
You could’ve sold it!
DAVE
Like I know anything about selling weed.
DEVIN
Where did you dump it?
DAVE shakes his head visually trying to ignore Devin.
MITCH
Lets see how this smokes.
DEVIN starts unwrapping the brick and his face is visually startled by the potency.
DEVIN
Man this stuff reeks!
DEVIN pulls off a bud, loads a glass pipe, lights it, inhales and then passes the pipe to MITCH.
DEVIN (CON’T)
(In between inhaling) This isn’t your typical Flag-Schwag. This stuff has a name. (Exhaling) Black gold!
MITCH
I’ve always wanted to smoke something with a name.
MITCH takes the pipe and inhales.
DEVIN
Smoke this Mitch…
DEVIN grabs his crotch.
DEVIN (CON’T)
I call him the terminator!
MITCH’S lungs are full of smoke as he shoots DEVIN the bird and coughs furiously. DAVE reluctantly hits the pipe slightly and passes to DEVIN.
MITCH
(To DEVIN) What’s the street value?
DEVIN
Have to think this is probably $200 an ounce.
MITCH
Are you stoned already?
DEVIN
I’d pay $200 an ounce for it.
MITCH
Devin, you’d pay $200 for a reach around. (To DAVE) What did the box weigh?
DAVE
At least 50 pounds, maybe more.
DEVIN
I can’t believe you dumped it bro. (Beat) Lets go get it. We can sell this tonight. We can quit our jobs!
DAVE
Yeah (like whatever), not likely.
DEVIN
Show me where you dumped that box, Dave.
DAVE
Man, I’m not sure I want anything to do with this. I should’ve called the cops.
MITCH and DEVIN look at him like he’s nuts.
DAVE (CON’T)
I mean, what if I was pulled over?
DEVIN
Dave. (Beat) Dude (Beat) Go. Get. That. Weed! We’re talking thousands of dollars here. We can sell this.
MITCH
(To DEVIN) It’s Dave’s weed, dude.
DEVIN
(To MITCH) Dave dumped the weed. (Looking at DAVE) It’s not Dave’s weed anymore.
MITCH pauses and looks at the ground and then looks up at DAVE with sympathy and optimism. He’s about to pitch DAVE.
MITCH
I don’t want you to take this the wrong way. Your dad has been jerking you around for three years now, always threatening to leave and put you in charge. And I know you want to believe him, shit, we all want to believe him, but you’ve got to have doubts about whether that’s ever going to happen.
DAVE
What are you saying?
MITCH
I’m saying, “Why the hell not?” Take a chance. The money you’ll make will give you the freedom you want.
DAVE
Freedom? Define, “freedom.”
Devin gets up and starts putting on his shoes.
MITCH
Money.
DEVIN
You could use some of that, Dave
MITCH
No job.
DEVIN
(Crouched over tying his shoes looking up) Lawn boy makes good!
MITCH
Get stoned all day and do whatever.
DEVIN
You know what I’ll be doin’!
DAVE
Man, I don’t know.
MITCH
Come on Dave, dream a little.
DAVE
I dream plenty. Just not about being a drug dealer.
Devin is putting on his coat.
DEVIN
Just tell us where it is. I’ll give you fifty bucks.
MITCH LAUGHS at DEVIN.
DAVE
(To DEVIN) Where you going?
DEVIN
You tell me Dave, I’m not the fucktard that threw a box full of weed in a dumpster.
DAVE
(Sighs) Enough. Fine. Let’s go. But you guys are comin’ with me. (Beat) You better be right about this.
MITCH
I’m coming to, but let’s watch the end of this.
MITCH presses play on the remote and we see Daniel Larusso nail Johnny in the head with the crane kick.
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